The Trash EP

by We Fight Bears

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We decided to be a punk band for two days in Manayunk. This is what happened.


released April 19, 2017

We Fight Bears is, this time around:

Neil Floyd: Synthesizer, drums and percussion, vox
Michael Weldon: Guitar, vox
Brian Weldon: Guitar, Vox

Tracks 2 and 4 written by We Fight Bears.

Track 1 is a shameless rip-off of Agent Orange and Brad Neely. Please don't sue us.

Track 3 is a cover of Modest Mouse. Please don't sue us.



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Track Name: Punk Washington
6 foot 8 weighs a f*cking ton
Opponents beware
Opponents beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Let me lay it on line he had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With his mason ring and schnauzer and his perfect hands

Here comes George in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Six foot twenty fucking killing for fun
Spread spread Delaware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Sue me if I go to fast but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad
Got a wig for his wig got a brain for his heart
He'll kick you apart
He'll kick you apart


He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children
He'll save children but not the British children

He had a pocket full of horses fucked the shit out of bears
He threw a knife into heaven
And could kill with a stare
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why

Twelve stories high made of radiation
The present beware
The future beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Did I mention his four nuts
Well he also had four dicks
If you took off his boot you'd see the dicks growing off his feet
I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks
I heard he once held his opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid
At a birthday party

Track Name: Holy Water Halo
<pretty much an instrumental>
Track Name: Bankrupt on Selling
well all the apostles-they're sitting in swings
saying "i'd sell off my savior for a set of new rings
and some sandles with the style of straps that cling best to the era"
so all of the businessers in their unlimited
hell where they buy and they sell and they sell all their
trash to each other but they're sick of it all
and they're bankrupt on selling
and all of the angels
they'd sell off yer soul for a set of new wings and anything gold
they remember
the people they loved their old friends
and i've seen through'em all seen through'em all and seen through most everything

all the people you knew were the actors
all the people you knew were the actors
well, i'll go to college and i'll learn some big words
and i'll talk real loud
goddamn right i'll be heard
you'll remember all the guys that said all those big words he must've
learned in college
and it took a long time
i came clean with myself
i come clean out of love with my lover
i still love her
loved her more when she used to be sober and i was kinder
Track Name: Born Rich
I wish I was born rich
Shit that'd be nice
Run the world for doin' nothing
Champagne every night

Wish! Born Rich! x4

They don't got no student loans
They inherit zillionaire homes
But it's so easy with daddy's money
But that yacht, honey, it matches your eyes

Wish! Born Rich! x4

Living wage? I think I'm doing fine
Haven't had to work since '99
And all those problems look so tiny from up here
But no, don't get too close to the car
I just got it waxed
And it was a hell of a task

For my butler

So say it with me...

Wish! Born Rich! x8